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(sing) Unlike Jim Nabors, State Farm is there. (repeat all day)
by (Alec Sulkin), 50 minutes ago.
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Ever notice how much Glenn Beck and Mr. Bill look alike?
by (Mike Monteiro), 53 minutes ago.
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Suggestion for new collective nouns: A "preening" of actors. A "conniving" of actresses.
by (Peter Atencio), 1 hour, 17 minutes ago.
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It was a big meeting. Muslim Obama sat at a table with living Elvis, a unicorn, a vampire, a mermaid and a fiscally responsible republican.
by (Adam Juskewitch), 1 hour, 46 minutes ago.
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What's wrong with the iTunes icon? Replacement icons reply, "Execution — not enough of it".
by (Cameron Kenley Hunt), 1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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No, I don't think that money solves every problem. Just this one that we're arguing about right now.
by (Carlos Gomez), 2 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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I have opened a can of Dragonlance worms
by (Kate Beaton), 2 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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There is a slight possibility the guy I'm dating doesn't know my name.
by (Regular Bez), 2 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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MARK DAVID CHAPMAN IS SAD HE WAS DENIED PAROLE, AS HE JUST READ "FRANNY AND ZOOEY," AND HE'D LIKE TO DISCUSS IT WITH YOKO.
by (Promoted Tweet), 2 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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RT @dingstweets: #gamification roundup: Interview with designers of Health Month, Epic Win. http://bit.ly/amGAnM
by (Seriosity), 3 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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@nevenmrgan vomit needles. laters.
by (Shaun Inman), 3 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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Apple TV as a store in my living room is cool, but what I really need a tiny Walgreen's in my bathroom.
by (Andre Torrez), 3 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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WARNING: Asking people about their weekend may result in them telling you about it.
by (Kristy G.), 3 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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If Twitter's iPad app were a placement exam, I'd get put in the trailer w/the kids who eat paste & cry.

I'm...confused?
by (Merlin Mann), 3 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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Ever since the XP-38 came out they just aren't in demand RT @gruber: How come no one on Tatooine wears sunglasses?
by (Jason Preston), 4 hours ago.
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Just skimmed through a bunch of @50cent tweets. Can't believe the guy's only been shot nine times.
by (Tim Siedell), 4 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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How come no one on Tatooine wears sunglasses?
by (John Gruber), 4 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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In 3 days and 15 minutes. Thomas vs Weaver live with Gruber in the booth. #lyt http://layertennis.com
by (LayerTennis), 4 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty...for tonight, we dine at Sbarro!
by (Paul Kafasis), 4 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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Threw some batting practice for my son- final line was 14 swings and misses, 30 home runs, and 19 hit by pitches. HE WAS CROWDING THE PLATE.
by (Jason), 4 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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