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A former child star so much as breathes heavily and Danny Bonaduce is asked for comment.
by (kris), 1 hour, 12 minutes ago.
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Now that I'm 30, I can officially begin cat lady training.
by (Katie ), 1 hour, 49 minutes ago.
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I am 99% sure that if a man and a woman who are both in wheelchairs make a baby, the baby isn't born in a wheelchair too.
by (Mark Leggett), 3 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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We are giving away 5 licenses for Concept Feedback tool (http://bit.ly/vC8aL). To win one, just tweet us why you want it! #smgiveaway
by (Smashing Magazine), 4 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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Sleeping under a pile of quilts, out here on the couch, I feel wild, like Daniel Boone, from the Bible, must have felt.
by (Scott Simpson), 4 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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CERN shutting down for a year. Check the vid: http://j.mp/bkHng5
by (Andrew Korf), 4 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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Everything in the SXSW schedule is named like a Dr. Strangelove sequel.
by (Ben Tesch), 5 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry.
by (Ryan), 5 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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I wanted twitter to hear it first: I have a boyfriend now. His name is Radio Lab.
by (Jessie Char), 6 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works.
by (SeoulBrother), 7 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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@scottsimpson It's a rip-off if they don't let you safely fall through the ceiling at some point though.
by (hubs), 7 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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Someone help a brother out (I guess?) RT @boredatbutler any ladies with big ass @butler? #iamnotacollege
by (zsumoz), 7 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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Any office building could open a side business as an action movie theme park just by charging to let you crawl through the ductwork.
by (Scott Simpson), 7 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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Sometimes I use a flip phone just to feel something. Anything.
by (matt), 7 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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@Just_Alison No, I get it. I was just repeating what you said in a dumb voice.
by (David S.), 7 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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@daveshumka So 23 Twibzler jokes. One for every hour you're on Twitter. How are you not getting this?
by (Alison Agosti), 7 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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Amber got Final Fantasy XIII which means no Heavy Rain for me. Also I miss my gorgeous hair.
by (Andre Torrez), 8 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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Jitlada! Now that he's full of fish kidneys I'll sell him on the black market. http://twitpic.com/17uugk
by (Liana Maeby), 8 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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"Virtually painless." Which means painful, FYI.
by (SandPo), 8 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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My Mesh Tanktop app would check tomorrow's weather and your appointments and then recommend or not recommend a mesh tanktop.
by (Tim Siedell), 8 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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