Tweeteorites

katiemw

Tweets favorited by katiemw’s friends.

Leaderboard Friends’ Faves Ego Boost

To see favorites from all this user's friends, timelines need to be enabled. To enable timelines, this user needs to either sign in with Twitter:

Or to ask @tweeteorites on Twitter.

After being enabled, it may take several hours for the timeline to show up.

Oh. Football season again. Time for me to consult my book of jokes about how ridiculous it is that Brett Favre can't pronounce his own name.
by (Courtney Reimer), 3 hours, 58 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

@biorhythmist I had fuck all to do today but chew bubblegum and give out stars. And I'm all out of bubblegum. Something something your mom.
by (doublejack), 4 hours, 11 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

Unbraiding my daughter's hair, struck by how much she looks like a cross between her mother and the Predator alien, overcome with love.
by (Sam Hey), 4 hours, 34 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

Man, some of you people give out more stars in a day than my third grade teacher Mrs. Nussbaum handed out during the entire Holocaust.
by (matt), 4 hours, 35 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

Jay Leno and his bluejean shirts or Sinbad and his windbreakers. Who loves theirs more? Things that make you go hmmm.
by (Bruce), 5 hours, 28 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

Brett-Favre-is-so-old jokes seemed a lot funnier before I remembered that I'm older than he is.
by (Joe Schmitt), 5 hours, 37 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

I only get to wish my amazing sister @irreverend a happy birthday once a year, so let me have this.
by (Adam Lisagor), 5 hours, 39 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

NBC should either issue a ball gag to Chris Collinsworth or nooses to home football viewers.
by (Dumb Arse), 5 hours, 41 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

20 years ago a long weekend would've made me tingly. Now, it means 3 days with the kids and I think the tingle might be the start a stroke.
by (ms. diagnosed), 9 hours, 14 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

Tip!

Substitute 'Bottom of the Vodka bottle' for 'Your full potential' and watch your disappointed family congratulate you for reaching it!
by (ruthakers), 9 hours, 15 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

Just opened FlightControl for the first time in months and my high score has been reset to 7. It's as if all that time playing was a waste.
by (Phil Gyford), 16 hours, 54 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

@stevewhitaker @mikemorrow FUCK! I mean "You wang?"
by (Kyle Ridolfo), 17 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend

@stevewhitaker @mikemorrow You rang?
by (Kyle Ridolfo), 1 day, 6 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend

Also, fear of Daleks.
by (Queen Lindstifa), 1 day, 6 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend

Thing about introducing me to Doctor Who is now I'm sad he's not real.
by (Queen Lindstifa), 1 day, 6 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

@mikemorrow the penis thing.
by (Steve Whitaker), 1 day, 7 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend

I AM EMPLOYED
by (emzbulletproof), 1 day, 7 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

About to go to bed and accidentally took Cialis instead of Benadryl. It's gonna be a long, hard night.
by (John ), 1 day, 7 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend

GO, TEAM JAZZ-HANDS!
by (Jason Phillips), 1 day, 9 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

I'm trying to convince myself that the cockroaches infesting my apartment just make it, you know, 'Kafkaesque'.
by (Becca Piano), 1 day, 10 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend