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I hate it when Mint.com sends me emails like: 'Exceeded budget for Gas & Fuel.' How about something more positive, like: 'Room for Porn.'
by (Out of Context), 51 minutes ago.
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Fart Dad
by (SandPo), 51 minutes ago.
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This sums up my opinion of the App Store review process: http://bit.ly/dkpbto

Apple's goal is on the left. Result is on the right.
by (Troy Brant), 55 minutes ago.
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Silver lining: I never would have known how many of my fellow passengers are passionate experts in the art of airline management.
by (Geoff Barnes), 57 minutes ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".

This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by (Arch Stanton), 59 minutes ago.
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@monkeydom Wait a sec.. The app's not going to disappear next time I sync, is it?
by (Dave Hayden), 1 hour, 1 minute ago.
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@buzz thanks for giving me the best twitter experience on the iPhone for some time. I'm sad that it's over, but a great ride. thanks!
by (dom), 1 hour, 11 minutes ago.
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I remember when WWF meant Superfly Snuka bodyslamming nerds who play scrabble.
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by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 11 minutes ago.
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Inspired by the @timhaines school of programming, I am also calling my API consumers leeches.
by (Scott Mayo), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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I am so glad the daily show did a segment on @glennbeck's Massa failure. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-march-10-2010/sour-gropes
by (Rosyna Keller), 1 hour, 23 minutes ago.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, for getting famous so that women way out of my league look at me and think, if ever so fleetingly, "maybe."
by (Essex Mortimer Dogg), 1 hour, 24 minutes ago.
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I think my iPhone universal remote experiment is over. No-look usage is too important, and it's impossible on a touchscreen.
by (Matt Drance), 1 hour, 27 minutes ago.
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Proof you have too much email? When walking through security you realize you're carrying water and mutter "Shit, I need to delete this!"
by (Chris Messina), 1 hour, 31 minutes ago.
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P22’s release of Edward Johnston’s Underground face is now available in @typekit … Bloody yes, please. http://typekit.com/fonts/1445
by (Grant Hutchinson), 1 hour, 35 minutes ago.
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I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm.
by (Nikolai), 1 hour, 36 minutes ago.
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@wooster they'd stick it in your face and let you smell what they consider wrong
by (Luke Burton), 1 hour, 43 minutes ago.
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I think the highest compliment would be that you're doing great in the space station.
by (Nikolai), 1 hour, 46 minutes ago.
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Hey Man Nice Shot is a song about espresso.
by (Andrew Wooster), 1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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Getting a "Nice beard!" from a random guy in the airport is great until you end up next to each other at the urinal. Then it's just weird.
by (Trammell), 2 hours ago.
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I'm jealous of purses. They turn every day into a little voyage that you have to pack for.
by (Scott Simpson), 2 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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