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If I was a communist porn star comedian, my name would've been "ROFLMAO ZE'DONG".
by (Jeb Anthony), 3 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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"So… it got quiet in here…"

Worst mens room icebreaker, ever.
by (SeoulBrother), 4 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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I can't believe how we made work what we had to make work, today. Brilliant idea @danwrong.
by (Russell D'Sa), 4 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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I love Australians like it's 1985.
by (Mean Ass Pappy), 4 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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oh nice, the february DreamHost newsletter! my favorite time of the month!
by (Larry Gadea), 4 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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By all rights "rake rest" should do something.
by (Rael Dornfest), 5 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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Someone should make a giant Foosball game, with real people kicking the ball around. Then they should make a small table version of that.
by (Mark Leggett), 5 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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Drivers license: new Zealand /is/ a country
by (James Brown), 5 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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Remember Mr. Mom with Michael Keaton? That's me now. I never thought I'd grow up to be Batman in a lighthearted comedy about children.
by (J. Adam Moore), 5 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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If you scream out"I AM NOT A ROBOT!" in a crowded public place, I bet there will be at least one person who won't believe you.
by (Mark Leggett), 5 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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We applied to participate in Google Summer of Code again this year. Start your engines, students!
by (Ruby on Rails), 5 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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Sometimes I forget to save a fart for the elevator so I instead I lower my zipper and do a couple of squats.
by (Mean Ass Pappy), 5 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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I have restless life syndrome
by (steve agee), 5 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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I wonder if being a Smurf is something you are born with, or if it's a choice.
by (Punkrockie Brewster), 5 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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I had to unfollow @DalaiLama. Yak, yak, yak.
by (avi ), 5 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Whatever. I'll be at SXSE this weekend. It's at some gay dude's house in Atlanta. No nerds. No hipsters. With way better drugs.
by (Jeff), 5 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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Free will is an illusion.
by (Cameron Reilly), 5 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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So @cockiness's tweet thieving has shown me there are awesome pple out there ready to defend my 'intellectual property'. So cool of you all.
by (Toya), 5 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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Haven't been on a motorcycle in a long time. It's on my list of things I want between my legs. Don't worry. You're on there, too.
by (Amy Star), 5 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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Good night, my dears; Celebrate your fortune.
by (Ron Gillmore), 5 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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