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C'mere mamacita, put down that Fixodent and let the doctor teach you the Gimpy Pelican.
by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 23 minutes ago.
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I just saw a six year old Puerto Rican boy who had almost a full mustache.
by (Jodi Faye Bullock), 1 hour, 33 minutes ago.
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I skipped a baby shower today but still have a migraine & abdominal discomfort. Are there other sources of migraine & abdominal discomfort?
by (Trixie Longboots), 1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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Gotta love a novel that starts with the sentence: "America, said Horace, the office temp, was a run-down and demented pimp." (-Lipsyte)
by , 1 hour, 58 minutes ago.
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Sorry, @theresa_lauren. I can't help but feel partially responsible for that. (My spirit animal IS rabies.)
by (Remiel), 1 hour, 59 minutes ago.
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This buffet offers a smorgasbord of painful diarrheas.
by (angela black), 2 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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http://twitpic.com/17ubbv - Look what came in the mail today!
by (califmom), 2 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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@theresa_lauren Was it that song about the guy and the girl?
by (Young Turk), 2 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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@worldwarmike I could hear her shudder from downstairs.
by (angela black), 2 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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If you're very quiet, you can hear the sad trombone after the phrase "Also showing in 2D".
by (Jason Sweeney), 2 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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Toyota Prius—It's Cheaper Than a Divorce™.
by (Matthew Dolkart), 2 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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Liquid Plumr is some seriously scary-ass shit.
by (John Gruber), 2 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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@theresa_lauren "It's Not Unusual."
by (shane), 2 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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Being an introvert both describes my personality and my bellybutton.
by (Alison Agosti), 2 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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I'm feeling politely confrontational. Would anyone care for a piece of me?
by (A. Koford), 2 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away.
by (Joshua Allen), 2 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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@ange_black in the words of your daughter, "MOM!"
by (Mike Minnick), 2 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY INVENT AN AVOCADO RIPENESS ALARM.
by (C.m. Velazquez), 2 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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When my dog burps, I can smell all 31 flavors of cat poo.
by (Adam Lisagor), 2 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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Holy shit @badbanana is so freaking funny!!!
by (ginavergel), 3 hours, 1 minute ago.
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