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Rule: if you drink all the joe you better make mo'
by (Meg Abbitch), 8 minutes ago.
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How big a cliché is it to name your SSD boot drive “Executor”?
by (John Gruber), 21 minutes ago.
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OH: "Ugh. Pants are the WORST."
by (Marie), 21 minutes ago.
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@abrevi8 Do you remember "Hands Across America"? Turned into a pile of fat Americans, bodies splayed, limbs scattered....mess...
by (Julie), 29 minutes ago.
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Nobody move!!! My coffee cup is empty! Just breathe...we can get through this...oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god...
by (Lethally Awesome), 34 minutes ago.
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Four pronounces the word "pesto" by saying "pasto". I like her way better.
by (Sarah), 36 minutes ago.
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Agency politics made me break out in hives this week. I'm adding cortisone shots to my expense report.
by (Contrary Consultant), 40 minutes ago.
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The upside to losing 15 pounds is that I can fit into old pants I've been saving in my closet.

The downside is I'm still wearing pants.
by (Wade), 44 minutes ago.
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Hey guys, remember Magellan?

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*looks at watch*

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*cough*

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EXACTLY.
by (Jeb Anthony), 46 minutes ago.
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Found a DVD without an envelope in my Pop-Tarts box. I hope you liked Strawberry Frosted, Netflix.
by (Mike), 46 minutes ago.
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Pretending: Because some days you need to be a superhero.
by (Jason Sweeney), 54 minutes ago.
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@tj I just take mine with water.
by (PROCKY), 1 hour, 9 minutes ago.
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A former child star so much as breathes heavily and Danny Bonaduce is asked for comment.
by (kris), 1 hour, 9 minutes ago.
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My recipe for a good night's sleep will be called "An Ambien & an Orgasm." Label will read "Works best when someone else gives them to you."
by (Ticklish Junk), 1 hour, 12 minutes ago.
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@abigvictory So that's why people say they never got the christening pictures of little Cialis!
by (I'm so street), 1 hour, 15 minutes ago.
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Daughter has circled half of the Think Geek catalog as a birthday wish list. Apparently, we're raising her right.
by (James P. Burke), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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If you name your daughter Brandii, you're dooming her to a lifetime of people sending her emails straight to spam.
by (MC Thumbtack), 1 hour, 26 minutes ago.
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I'm glad the weather is a bit warmer because I can't find my pants
by (Em), 1 hour, 31 minutes ago.
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My Shhhhhhhhhhhhhharona #librarysongs
by (Clayton Hove), 1 hour, 33 minutes ago.
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Now that I'm 30, I can officially begin cat lady training.
by (Katie ), 1 hour, 46 minutes ago.
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