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No don' wanna get up, wanna sleep. Oh, plane? For SXSW. Okay. Will get up.
by (Abby Spice), 3 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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Een pannenkoekenkater is de allerergste kater.
by (San F. Yezerskiy), 5 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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Any office building could open a side business as an action movie theme park just by charging to let you crawl through the ductwork.
by (Scott Simpson), 7 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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Sometimes I use a flip phone just to feel something. Anything.
by (matt), 7 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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Listen, I know a thing or two about cool, and I think Press on Claws for Kitties could be huge. #freeidea #unlessyoumakemoney #thenitsmyidea
by (SandPo), 7 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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My Mesh Tanktop app would check tomorrow's weather and your appointments and then recommend or not recommend a mesh tanktop.
by (Tim Siedell), 8 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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C'mere mamacita, put down that Fixodent and let the doctor teach you the Gimpy Pelican.
by (Sam Hey), 9 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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She says I'm cute, so I guess I'm just her kind of ugly.
by (Jay Hathaway), 9 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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Whiskey & diet in one hand, Skinny Cow ice cream bar in the other. It's not a Jack and Coke Float, but it'll do.
by (Hissy), 9 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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I'm feeling politely confrontational. Would anyone care for a piece of me?
by (A. Koford), 10 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away.
by (Joshua Allen), 10 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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My spirit animal has rabies.
by (Theresa), 10 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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My mind weaves a Dickensian tapestry of misfortune and calamity upon realizing this man has uttered the phrase "I'm an X-rated hypnotist."
by (Jason Sweeney), 10 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Holy shit @badbanana is so freaking funny!!!
by (ginavergel), 10 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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I'm not sure I want to live in a world where my Congressman can't surprise me with bunches and bunches of tickles.
by (Tim Siedell), 10 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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I'm guessing all these Runaway Toyotas probably just needed time and space to escape the pressures of their upcoming weddings.
by (Jason Permenter), 11 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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I'm convinced that Radio Shack must be a front for a nefarious drug smuggling or money laundering operation. No way that's a real business.
by (Jon Deal), 11 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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Some people shouldn't have talk holes. Lucky for us, most of them were rounded up and relegated to AM frequency bands in the early '90s.
by (Jess), 11 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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I don't know if there's an award for self-criticism, but if there is, I'm sure I'm too stupid to win it.
by (Tony Delgrosso), 11 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Quinn: What's the capitol of California? That robot?
Me: Do you mean Schwarzenegger? He's governor.
Quinn: I thought Hollywood was governor.
by (Emily), 11 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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