When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by SeoulBrother (SeoulBrother),
3 hours, 56 minutes ago.
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The Chicago Manual of Style is clearly American, but it has an English accent in my head.
by Clarko (Chris Clark),
4 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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@gruber no way dude - he's gonna get DENIED all weekend
by mogroith (Mike Dixon),
4 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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I win. Looked in my sister-in-law's liquor cabinet and found a '95 El Tesoro Anejo mostly full.
by bbum (Bill Bumgarner),
4 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
4 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by Sundry (Linda ),
4 hours, 54 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by RobinMcCauley (Robin McCauley),
4 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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Just watched Toby pug open his crate...from the inside. That dude has always been too smart for his own good.
by csborrero (Carrie),
5 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by Zaius13 (Doctor Zaius),
5 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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In protest of Ellen leaving, I will not watch American Idol. I began this protest 8 years ago.
by BorowitzReport (Andy Borowitz),
5 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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Gorgeous stacked oak matte finished trim in the new Audi A7 Sportback. http://twitpic.com/2a4n2d
by jasonfried (Jason Fried),
5 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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Reuben McGriddle is my nom nom de plume.
by samhey (Sam Hey),
6 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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@gruber THANK YOU.
by jasonfried (Jason Fried),
6 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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@gruber "social graph" is a term to make relationships w people into something that sounds like a math to make it closer to $
by heathr (heather gold),
6 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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The $500 luxury computing device may not have bankrupted them, but that $40 productivity app sure will!
by justin (Justin Williams),
6 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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@gruber This is a social graph. http://www.despair.com/somevedi.html
by siegel (siegel),
6 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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Ever leave your phone at your desk and end up reading your wallet in the restroom? Ever tweet about it? Ever hope my boss doesn't see this?
by adamisacson (Adam Isacson),
6 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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One day, I want to say, "You KNEW my ass was sweaty before you married me!" with passion. And mean it.
by Aimee_B_Loved (Aimee B),
6 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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Moscow just had its first 100F degree day ever. But it snowed last winter, so there's no such thing as global climate change.
by markos (Markos Moulitsas),
7 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by sbellelauren (lauren ashley bishop),
7 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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