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When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by (SeoulBrother), 4 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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The Chicago Manual of Style is clearly American, but it has an English accent in my head.
by (Chris Clark), 4 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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@gruber no way dude - he's gonna get DENIED all weekend
by (Mike Dixon), 4 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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I win. Looked in my sister-in-law's liquor cabinet and found a '95 El Tesoro Anejo mostly full.
by (Bill Bumgarner), 5 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by (Scott Simpson), 5 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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Just watched Toby pug open his crate...from the inside. That dude has always been too smart for his own good.
by (Carrie), 5 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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In protest of Ellen leaving, I will not watch American Idol. I began this protest 8 years ago.
by (Andy Borowitz), 6 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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Gorgeous stacked oak matte finished trim in the new Audi A7 Sportback. http://twitpic.com/2a4n2d
by (Jason Fried), 6 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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Reuben McGriddle is my nom nom de plume.
by (Sam Hey), 6 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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@gruber THANK YOU.
by (Jason Fried), 6 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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@gruber "social graph" is a term to make relationships w people into something that sounds like a math to make it closer to $
by (heather gold), 6 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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@gruber This is a social graph. http://www.despair.com/somevedi.html
by (siegel), 6 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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Even after all this time, a delivery boxful of Field Notes still makes my heart beat just a little bit faster.
by (Liz Danzico), 8 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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OH AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL JOKES ON TWITTER? YOUR FACE IS A JOKE.
by (Mama), 8 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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Writing a check. This is so ironic. #lol
by (Aaron Durand), 8 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by (Bailey Siewert), 9 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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Ugh, I hate it when my iPhone and iPad get scratched up by all the loose diamonds in my bag.
by (matt), 9 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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No offense you guys, but I can do bad all by myself.
by (kfan), 9 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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Pregnancy teaches you all sorts of fun new things, like how your belly button is off-center just the tiniest bit. Thanks, pregnancy!
by (alina smith), 9 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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Let's say you define "computer" as something that can run a decent WebKit browser.
by (John Gruber), 9 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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