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I hate it when Mint.com sends me emails like: 'Exceeded budget for Gas & Fuel.' How about something more positive, like: 'Room for Porn.'
by (Out of Context), 46 minutes ago.
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Fart Dad
by (SandPo), 46 minutes ago.
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This year it's time to fight fire with fire. Each SXSW tweet will be met with a tweet about sports. And women. And beautiful Flash websites.
by (Brian Bolter), 48 minutes ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".

This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by (Arch Stanton), 53 minutes ago.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, for getting famous so that women way out of my league look at me and think, if ever so fleetingly, "maybe."
by (Essex Mortimer Dogg), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm.
by (Nikolai), 1 hour, 30 minutes ago.
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Lesbians at the prom? Inconceivable. They're not getting the full experience without running the risk of the date ending in a pregnancy.
by (Jonathan), 1 hour, 36 minutes ago.
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Duodenum? I hardly can't stop staring at this anatomy poster in the waiting room.
by (matt), 1 hour, 40 minutes ago.
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I think the highest compliment would be that you're doing great in the space station.
by (Nikolai), 1 hour, 40 minutes ago.
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I had to change my hairdresser because she just didn't cut it.
by (Lisa Ahé.), 1 hour, 42 minutes ago.
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Watching the news, I feel the same way people must have right before Rome nosedived.

A mix of exasperation, bemusement and awed disbelief.
by (Bethamphetamine ), 1 hour, 47 minutes ago.
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Really? 73% of Twitter users have tweeted less than 10 times? Glad to know that I can still be above average at something besides BMI.
by (Reba723), 1 hour, 48 minutes ago.
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I am on a bus. There is nothing okay about this except that I am moving from my current location toward another, slightly less shitty one.
by , 1 hour, 49 minutes ago.
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The GOP voted today to completely ban earmarks. Personaly, I wish they'd stay out of my sexual affairs.
by (Mike Something), 1 hour, 49 minutes ago.
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I'm not sure what I was about to type, but I am sure it was really stupid.
by (NOTMICKHIRE), 1 hour, 52 minutes ago.
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My treadmill is a Weapon of Ass Reduction.
by (Glen), 1 hour, 53 minutes ago.
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John Waters is the Tim Gunn of whatever John Waters does.
by (Emmy), 1 hour, 55 minutes ago.
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Great, now everyone is going to know I'm tweeting from their Mom's house.
by (Soap Box Liberal), 1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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I need this fever like I need a third bellybutton.
by (Jay Hathaway), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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Jeez. Ask one person about the status of their urethra, and suddenly it's all HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
by (ChiNurse), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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