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I may not seem very lovable to you, but I have incontrovertible evidence that kittens and baby bunnies and very tiny horses like me.
by (Trixie Longboots), 50 minutes ago.
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Dear Patrick Swayze, please stop making it cold in here. Thanks!
by (Ryan_Duncan), 59 minutes ago.
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I despise the term "food baby". I prefer "nacho cheese fetus".
by (Heidi Hits Children), 1 hour, 9 minutes ago.
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Most Canadians are left handed. #MenaceFromTheNorth
by (El Beard), 1 hour, 13 minutes ago.
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Raise your hand if you went to bed at 6:30pm on Friday night...briefly woke up now...& think you'll be going back to bed til morning..zzzzzz
by (Emily), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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Drive thrus are at their best when you get to say, "I'll have a #2. Make it a large one."
by (Jane), 1 hour, 15 minutes ago.
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I need lots of high 5's.
by (jenny ), 1 hour, 15 minutes ago.
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My Glenn Beck Halloween costume will be easy.
All I need to do is put eye holes in a douche bag.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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The couple that goes into the restroom together.......

probably doesn't want me to go in there with them.
by (Hairy Godmother), 1 hour, 17 minutes ago.
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I'm pretty sure anyone who giggles about Marmaduke doesn't get marma-laid.
by (spacemanfoo), 1 hour, 20 minutes ago.
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I have 's and 's in my tweets because I'm paid for my product placements.*




*this tweet is sponsored by Summer's Eve disposable douche
by (typooper), 1 hour, 23 minutes ago.
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Your mother is the only food I haven't eaten wrapped in bacon tonight. Minnesota State Fair
by (Joel Ingersoll), 1 hour, 25 minutes ago.
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From your mouth to God's ears. Then into your ass. Then into God's mouth. Etc, etc...
by (Jason Mustian ), 1 hour, 28 minutes ago.
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If you are not straight and you are not gay than you are considered a bi-sexual.

Wouldn't it be easier to just call you a stray?
by (SlappNuttz), 1 hour, 28 minutes ago.
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@bwissak Just kidding, thanks XD
by (Ole), 1 hour, 29 minutes ago.
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One sign that you had a bad summer: Your beach was oilier than the entire cast of Jersey Shore.
by (blondediva11), 1 hour, 32 minutes ago.
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Many of you cum highly recommended.
by (fuckedy), 1 hour, 34 minutes ago.
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Trying to remember why I put peanut butter on my balls. Oh yeah, THAT'S why!
by (Saltine Cracker), 1 hour, 35 minutes ago.
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Camel toes are not sexy.

I mean, unless you like flies in your dinner.
by (rodney), 1 hour, 36 minutes ago.
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Who bought the Horses Activity Fun Kit for the girls?
Hope it wasn't Great Aunt Catherine.
by (Crotchety Crank), 1 hour, 38 minutes ago.
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