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http://twitpic.com/17urmb - BAHAHAHAHA
by (Josh Helfferich), 34 minutes ago.
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http://twitpic.com/17uqlt - We want you! Join the Robot Skeleton Army!!
by (Grant Imahara), 40 minutes ago.
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C'mere mamacita, put down that Fixodent and let the doctor teach you the Gimpy Pelican.
by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 13 minutes ago.
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I just saw a six year old Puerto Rican boy who had almost a full mustache.
by (Jodi Faye Bullock), 1 hour, 24 minutes ago.
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Show me on your special place where it's special.
by (KGJR), 1 hour, 34 minutes ago.
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This Monday at 11am, my spaceballs are scheduled to be detached from the mothership.
by (Luke in Vancouver), 1 hour, 36 minutes ago.
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I could have set a bomb off in that WalMart bathroom, but I didn't want to improve the condition & leave the staff nothing to do.
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 hour, 40 minutes ago.
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If a tree falls at the Garden Center and nobody's around to hear, it's best to just walk to the exit and leave immediately.
by (David R Jennings), 1 hour, 44 minutes ago.
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With the unfortunate side effects of many of the healthier foods, nutrition should really be called tootrition.
by (Clayton Hove), 1 hour, 46 minutes ago.
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I skipped a baby shower today but still have a migraine & abdominal discomfort. Are there other sources of migraine & abdominal discomfort?
by (Trixie Longboots), 1 hour, 46 minutes ago.
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Gotta love a novel that starts with the sentence: "America, said Horace, the office temp, was a run-down and demented pimp." (-Lipsyte)
by , 1 hour, 48 minutes ago.
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Someday I need to learn how to shave my legs so that they don't appear to have gotten caught in a lawn mower.
by (Katie ), 1 hour, 50 minutes ago.
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Just finished The Secret and it's awesome! And by Secret, I mean 'Victoria's - the catalog'.
by (Ben Brooks), 1 hour, 53 minutes ago.
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This buffet offers a smorgasbord of painful diarrheas.
by (angela black), 1 hour, 55 minutes ago.
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Ha! Who am I kidding about perpetual sex? I'd rather have perpetual ham sandwiches.
by (Thaozilla), 1 hour, 55 minutes ago.
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“Cardiac paddles…? You didn't bring a lovometer?
Wait a minute. Are you from the heart lab or the <3 lab?”

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by (state your name), 1 hour, 59 minutes ago.
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Did you know the official school term for a child masturbating in class is called "self-stimming"?

On twitter it's called "logging on".
by (bitterpuss), 2 hours ago.
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http://twitpic.com/17ubbv - Look what came in the mail today!
by (califmom), 2 hours ago.
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I just made Tiff watch Crank.

"I can't believe that movie just happened."
by (Marco Arment), 2 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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I have a perpetual headache that can only be cured by perpetual sex.
by (Thaozilla), 2 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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