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I ride a bike a lot, okay, but Critical Mass is a useless counter-productive event that can go die in a fire.
by (Dave Shea), 1 hour, 39 minutes ago.
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The only thing better than beer is free beer.
by (Elizabeth Oporto), 2 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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"You know what doesn't make sense? Ewoks."
by (Matt Wood), 2 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Not sure what to do with those Capri Sun wrappers your kids leave all over the house? Glue them together and make some dental dams!
by (Meg Abbitch), 2 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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There is a blind date happening at the next table over and it is hilarious.
by (mikemorrow), 2 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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spider Spider SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER
by (KC), 3 hours ago.
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@texburgher I call it Favstar.
by (Brian Bolter), 3 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by (SeoulBrother), 4 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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I started catching up on my political news, but then I saw something about a Weiner Rangel and skipped ahead to sports.
by (Wade), 4 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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I have to stop masturbating in the shower for a while because I'm pretty sure my bathtub is ovulating.
by (Josh Donoghue), 4 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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Tom: You're just more passionate than most.

Me: By 'passionate' do you mean 'crazy?'

Tom: Yes.
by (Dianne), 4 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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But seriously, I tuck my pinky under the iPhone when I hold it and the dock hole is sharp.

Class-action lawsuit? http://yfrog.com/2dw4hoj
by (jimk), 4 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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The Chicago Manual of Style is clearly American, but it has an English accent in my head.
by (Chris Clark), 4 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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@gruber no way dude - he's gonna get DENIED all weekend
by (Mike Dixon), 4 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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Yes ma'am. I'll hang my head in shame after I've hung my testicles in this iced coffee.

My dignity takes a back seat when battling the heat
by (Jonathan), 5 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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It looks like Tampa Bay plays their games inside a deserted Sam's Club.
by (John Gruber), 5 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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I don't see how a dinky little bumper can prevent harm from coming to my iPhone or my family ever again.

I demand a press conference.
by (Geoff Barnes), 5 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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Franken/Weiner 2016
by (Josh), 5 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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My cab driver uses his blinkers when changing lanes. Is this real life??
by (Yodel T. Machine), 5 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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I win. Looked in my sister-in-law's liquor cabinet and found a '95 El Tesoro Anejo mostly full.
by (Bill Bumgarner), 5 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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