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I'm preeeeeeety sure you're drunk, me.
by (Sarah), 1 hour, 32 minutes ago.
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The only thing better than beer is free beer.
by (Elizabeth Oporto), 1 hour, 45 minutes ago.
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The theme is vampires but I'm going as the quivering damsel. This concludes today's episode of Freud 101. Tomorrow: The Cigar Who Loved Me.
by (Melissa), 2 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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I want beer. All of the beer in the whole wide world. All of it! ALL OF ITTTTTTT!
by (Sarah), 3 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Riding a motorcycle to Temple.

Shabbat shalom indeed!
by (D. E. Benson), 3 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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If only my employer knew I'd be happy about receiving my wages in wine. Don't quote me on that though. I'm just drunk at work.
by (Crackbarbie), 4 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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There is a glass of simple syrup in my fridge. Technically it's for cocktails but I'll probably end up chugging it anyway.
by (Chris Aucutt), 4 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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My cab driver uses his blinkers when changing lanes. Is this real life??
by (Yodel T. Machine), 4 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by (Scott Simpson), 4 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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I wear either a large or an extra large, depending on how much I've cried that day.
by (Adam Lisagor), 8 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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Scotch.
by (Traci Arbios), 9 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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I wish I knew why all superheroes with tattoos have tribal tattoos. Well, except for Hulk and his inner thigh mermaid tattoo.
by (Mike Minnick), 9 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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OH HAI CHICAGO
by (angela black), 9 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Singing "Are there cats on Maaaaarrrrsss…" to my cat, who remains stoic. Can't believe it took 2 years to learn she's not a Bowie fan.
by (Christa Mrgan), 10 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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The only problem with eating all of the rice krispies treats is that then there are no more rice krispies treats.
by (Clinton Doggett), 10 hours, 54 minutes ago.
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Man, that bank teller was rude. And not in the "second wave ska" way, either. That would've been sort of cool.
by (Adam Isacson), 11 hours, 1 minute ago.
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You haven't lived until you've had a proper bra fitting. I feel so...supported. Also, kind of hungry.
by (rsmallbone), 11 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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When I see roadkill, I imagine furry CSIs spreading twigs around the body, looking for pawprints, cracking grim jokes to keep from howling.
by (Jason Sweeney), 12 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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Choo-choo! Chugga-chugga! Train's going in the station! Train's leaving the station! Train's going in the station! Train's sleepy now.
by (Jason Sweeney), 17 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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Okay. When *exactly* did making choo-choo noises during sex become a turn-off?
by (Jason Sweeney), 17 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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