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C'mere mamacita, put down that Fixodent and let the doctor teach you the Gimpy Pelican.
by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 15 minutes ago.
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@KuraFire you, metrosexual? really?
by (Christian Heilmann), 1 hour, 15 minutes ago.
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I skipped a baby shower today but still have a migraine & abdominal discomfort. Are there other sources of migraine & abdominal discomfort?
by (Trixie Longboots), 1 hour, 48 minutes ago.
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Gotta love a novel that starts with the sentence: "America, said Horace, the office temp, was a run-down and demented pimp." (-Lipsyte)
by , 1 hour, 50 minutes ago.
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This buffet offers a smorgasbord of painful diarrheas.
by (angela black), 1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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http://twitpic.com/17ubbv - Look what came in the mail today!
by (califmom), 2 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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If this Amazon shipment falls through, I guess I'll have to give away free beer in my presentation. Beer is part of the future. #SxSW
by (Eris Stassi), 2 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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Do you ever feel like you're being watched? I do all the time. I think it's why I never boil.
by (Angry Old Coot), 2 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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My best jokes, I forget right as I'm about to type.
by (Soap Box Liberal), 2 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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No Sleep 'til SouthBy.
by (Eris Stassi), 2 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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I'm not saying that I'm a bad cook or anything, but pretty much everything I eat can be served in a bowl and called "oatmeal."
by (Jess), 2 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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If you're very quiet, you can hear the sad trombone after the phrase "Also showing in 2D".
by (Jason Sweeney), 2 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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"A hard man is good to find." Keep that in mind ladies. And fellas, Keep up your end of the deal. See what I did there?
by (Mischieveous ), 2 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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What if I told you my cold sore was sent from the future to kill John Connor? Would that explain the kissing? How about the blowjob?
by (Angry Old Coot), 2 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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Toyota Prius—It's Cheaper Than a Divorce™.
by (Matthew Dolkart), 2 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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Liquid Plumr is some seriously scary-ass shit.
by (John Gruber), 2 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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@essdogg I read that as Jizz Hands. Just letting you know.
by (Theresa), 2 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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I'm feeling politely confrontational. Would anyone care for a piece of me?
by (A. Koford), 2 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away.
by (Joshua Allen), 2 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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My spirit animal has rabies.
by (Theresa), 2 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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