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@Just_Alison @daveshumka My God. She's right. Unstar.
by (Polythene Spam), 1 hour, 20 minutes ago.
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The cat wears my bras better than I do. FML.
by (Kirsten's Desk), 1 hour, 28 minutes ago.
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This episode of "Golden Girls" actually says Betty White is 55. Man, that hairstyle really fooled me. I thought no younger than 1,000.
by (Camille), 1 hour, 30 minutes ago.
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Oregon is the Amazon Prime of states. When a thing says it costs $29.99, check this out - you pay $29.99!
by (Neven Mrgan), 1 hour, 32 minutes ago.
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The most interesting thing about the Guggenheim is that it was built in only ONE WEEK by pigeons crapping on an old bed spring.
by (Nick Alias Plemur), 1 hour, 34 minutes ago.
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Saved By The Bell was The Monkees 90210.
by (David S.), 1 hour, 36 minutes ago.
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Maybe a rave tent filled with shaving cream wasn't the best idea for the Epileptics' fundraiser after all.
by (Shari Vanderwerf), 1 hour, 37 minutes ago.
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"A thousand shots of Debbie Harry's poon don't just vanish from the Internet overnight. No. Uh-uh. Somebody had to gone and done something."
by (JTD), 1 hour, 37 minutes ago.
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White people will never not sing the bum bum bum's in 'Sweet Caroline'.
by (ruthakers), 1 hour, 38 minutes ago.
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My GPS is kind of a bitch.
by (Theresa), 1 hour, 43 minutes ago.
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As you get older, do you ever stop and wonder if you're, simply, socially fucked for the rest of your life?
by (Guess), 1 hour, 46 minutes ago.
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I want to direct a video clip and have a girl walking along a beach with the tide lapping at her feet because that's never been done before
by (designertalks), 1 hour, 47 minutes ago.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The "do the dog face" scene in "Bolt" is some of the best character animation I've ever seen.
by (Jeffery Harrell), 1 hour, 48 minutes ago.
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It's sad that we've resorted to naming our hurricanes after dudes in Dixie Chicks' songs.
by (Finn Kankainen), 1 hour, 52 minutes ago.
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I bet peeping toms see a lot more nose picking than they bargain for.
by (Josh Hara), 1 hour, 58 minutes ago.
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Mommy needs a coma
by (Danielle), 2 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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I worked in a store called Anger. I left because they had such poor management.
by (Funnyshit), 2 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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my phone went on the fritz so I've been using an old school nokia phone that's been passed around between my friends like a 2 dollar hooker
by (someone), 2 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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14yo: "Some people quote presidents. Some people quote prophets. Our family quotes comedians and Arrested Development."
by (Jerilyn Hassell Pool), 2 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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#ff @BettyLies she is phenomenal. I bet her husband is handcuffed with a gag shoved in his mouth in the attic of her house.
by (zig zagler), 2 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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