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Fart Dad
by (SandPo), 45 minutes ago.
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Silver lining: I never would have known how many of my fellow passengers are passionate experts in the art of airline management.
by (Geoff Barnes), 50 minutes ago.
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@zeldman It looks like you're trying scribble in books. Want some help? #sxsw
by (Clippy The Paperclip), 51 minutes ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".

This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by (Arch Stanton), 52 minutes ago.
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@monkeydom Wait a sec.. The app's not going to disappear next time I sync, is it?
by (Dave Hayden), 54 minutes ago.
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@wendyabc No need. They are training themselves: http://groups.google.com/group/viphone
by (James Craig), 54 minutes ago.
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Is anyone training people with disabilities on the accessibility features and apps on smart phones?
by (Wendy Chisholm), 58 minutes ago.
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@chockenberry OF COURSE YOUD LIKE ROAMIN NUMERALS, THEYRE THE ONLY WAY TO DO MATH IN THE CHOCK LOCK
by (Simon Crowley), 59 minutes ago.
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@buzz thanks for giving me the best twitter experience on the iPhone for some time. I'm sad that it's over, but a great ride. thanks!
by (dom), 1 hour, 4 minutes ago.
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I remember when WWF meant Superfly Snuka bodyslamming nerds who play scrabble.
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by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 5 minutes ago.
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Purging some of your asses. Feels good too.
by (Jeb Ro), 1 hour, 8 minutes ago.
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All the icons of my childhood are dying off. Corey Haim, Merlin Olsen, Andy Rooney... oops. I just jinxed myself.
by (Stretch Bootcut), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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Sriracha pho the win!
by (Jay Hathaway), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, for getting famous so that women way out of my league look at me and think, if ever so fleetingly, "maybe."
by (Essex Mortimer Dogg), 1 hour, 17 minutes ago.
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I spend 90% of my day avoiding getting raped. RT @alexkayash: just an obvservation, but you think about rape a lot. Just sayin'
by (kelly oxford), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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I’m home alone tonight… think I’ll light some candles, soft music, pop open a bottle of wine, find a hand-held mirror and explore myself…
by (Beersuds), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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"Dad, what's a 'tickle fight'?"

"So, you know when you walked in on me and the mailman and I said, "Don't tell mom."? Yes? Ok. That."
by (iamnotdiddy™), 1 hour, 22 minutes ago.
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P22’s release of Edward Johnston’s Underground face is now available in @typekit … Bloody yes, please. http://typekit.com/fonts/1445
by (Grant Hutchinson), 1 hour, 28 minutes ago.
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I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm.
by (Nikolai), 1 hour, 29 minutes ago.
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One small piece of plastic is all it takes to hack a bathroom. http://bit.ly/a64vOy
by (Aza Raskin), 1 hour, 47 minutes ago.
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