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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by (Linda ), 4 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by (Robin McCauley), 4 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by (Doctor Zaius), 5 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by (lauren ashley bishop), 6 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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NSFW (acronym) • Internet slang meaning "Use your iPhone".
by (Arch Stanton), 7 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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Does anyone know how to say "counterproductive" in Mandarin? I want to be the funny guy at the Formica factory.
by (Dan Wineman), 7 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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OH AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL JOKES ON TWITTER? YOUR FACE IS A JOKE.
by (Mama), 7 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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Writing a check. This is so ironic. #lol
by (Aaron Durand), 7 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by (Bailey Siewert), 8 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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Ugh, I hate it when my iPhone and iPad get scratched up by all the loose diamonds in my bag.
by (matt), 8 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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Pregnancy teaches you all sorts of fun new things, like how your belly button is off-center just the tiniest bit. Thanks, pregnancy!
by (alina smith), 8 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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Laurence Fishburne's daughter is doing porn because "that's how Kim Kardashian got famous." At least she's not doing reality TV.
by (caprice crane), 8 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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Self-esteem tip: instead of calling them “crooked,” think of your teeth as being “European.” Tré elegánt!
by (Peter Atencio), 8 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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I'd watch every second of a late-night infomercial on a gadget that can help me cut down the time I spend looking for my belt.
by (Dan Cronin), 8 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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I wear either a large or an extra large, depending on how much I've cried that day.
by (Adam Lisagor), 8 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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I wish I knew why all superheroes with tattoos have tribal tattoos. Well, except for Hulk and his inner thigh mermaid tattoo.
by (Mike Minnick), 8 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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don't tell ME that I lack patriotism, you backwards-assed teabagging son of a bitch!

CHRIST! you JUST WATCHED me masturbate into this flag!
by (duty), 8 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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I didn't choose to be a modern-day Samurai. It chose me. And I chose the sexy, action underwear that made me a good candidate.
by (Jamie Madrox), 9 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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OH HAI CHICAGO
by (angela black), 9 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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That parking job was more like parallel universe parking.
by (Mike Rastiello), 9 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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