When someone uses 'diarrhea of the mouth', I don't think they really remember the last time they had diarrhea.
by DoogieHowser_MD (Matthew),
2 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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Support: "Why did you start using a BLACK background in 4.0.6? If I want to print a screen shot, it uses up a lot more printer ink!" —C
by panic (Panic Inc),
2 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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Launch quickly and iterate often is how things should be done from now on. Otherwise we're all just wasting time and resources.
by Brilliantcrank (Greg Storey),
2 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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Nice beard http://yfrog.com/3o4l7ej
by alejandraz (Alejandra),
2 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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was just looking for something and opened my toolbox. there are a bunch of legos in there and not much else. um, ya. #notanadult
by wookiehangover (Sam Breed),
3 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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I'm gonna start a hooters knockoff just called boobs. Just take all the mystery right out of it.
by DSpace (DSpace),
3 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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Great idea for big cities: bathroom stores.
by baileygenine (Bailey Siewert),
3 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by SeoulBrother (SeoulBrother),
4 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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The Chicago Manual of Style is clearly American, but it has an English accent in my head.
by Clarko (Chris Clark),
4 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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@gruber no way dude - he's gonna get DENIED all weekend
by mogroith (Mike Dixon),
4 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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I win. Looked in my sister-in-law's liquor cabinet and found a '95 El Tesoro Anejo mostly full.
by bbum (Bill Bumgarner),
5 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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"pencils ... giant pencils ... "
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
5 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
5 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by Sundry (Linda ),
5 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by RobinMcCauley (Robin McCauley),
5 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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Just teared up watching Days of Thunder... Tom Cruise should only do movies where his characters name is on his helmet.
by arzie (Ross Zietz),
5 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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I'm losing my edge to the art-school Brooklynites in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered eighties.
by rsg (Rob Goodlatte),
5 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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Just watched Toby pug open his crate...from the inside. That dude has always been too smart for his own good.
by csborrero (Carrie),
5 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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There are simply not enough ways to incorporate feathers into my wardrobe.
by baileygenine (Bailey Siewert),
5 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by Zaius13 (Doctor Zaius),
5 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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