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When someone uses 'diarrhea of the mouth', I don't think they really remember the last time they had diarrhea.
by (Matthew), 27 minutes ago.
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Redis shouldn't bother with bold-on sharding. It will suck and redis already has feature-itis. Stick to your strengths. (cc: @antirez)
by (James Golick), 28 minutes ago.
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Just did my first FaceTime call. Notes:
-No black guy on the other end like the ads claim.
-Decent level of nudity.
-Your mom says hello.
by (Jeff Kelley), 28 minutes ago.
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@PolarBearFarm @majicDave @nzkoz are we planning to hold it outdoors? #confused
by (Rowan Simpson), 30 minutes ago.
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Launch quickly and iterate often is how things should be done from now on. Otherwise we're all just wasting time and resources.
by (Greg Storey), 33 minutes ago.
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@texburgher I call it Favstar.
by (Brian Bolter), 41 minutes ago.
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was just looking for something and opened my toolbox. there are a bunch of legos in there and not much else. um, ya. #notanadult
by (Sam Breed), 54 minutes ago.
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The theme is vampires but I'm going as the quivering damsel. This concludes today's episode of Freud 101. Tomorrow: The Cigar Who Loved Me.
by (Melissa), 57 minutes ago.
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Fueling up in Wyoming. FINALLY out of Montana. Was pretty, though. The Super Wal-Marts out there stretch all the way to the horizon.
by (Matt Herold), 1 hour ago.
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The upside is Charlie Rangel has plenty of places to choose from if he retires.
by (Brian Bolter), 1 hour, 26 minutes ago.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was buying his OCD roommate toilet paper with lotion in it.
by (John ), 1 hour, 27 minutes ago.
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Follow • me
by (Jesus Christ), 1 hour, 31 minutes ago.
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Great idea for big cities: bathroom stores.
by (Bailey Siewert), 1 hour, 31 minutes ago.
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I want beer. All of the beer in the whole wide world. All of it! ALL OF ITTTTTTT!
by (Sarah), 1 hour, 35 minutes ago.
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Riding a motorcycle to Temple.

Shabbat shalom indeed!
by (D. E. Benson), 1 hour, 43 minutes ago.
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When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by (SeoulBrother), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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I started catching up on my political news, but then I saw something about a Weiner Rangel and skipped ahead to sports.
by (Wade), 2 hours ago.
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I have to stop masturbating in the shower for a while because I'm pretty sure my bathtub is ovulating.
by (Josh Donoghue), 2 hours ago.
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Texting my ex-boyfriend and he sends a random penis pic. It's just a small reminder of why we are no longer together.
by (Lindsay), 2 hours ago.
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FUCK CHOCOLATE COOKIES -FUCK THEM IN THEIR RICH CHOCOLATE ASSHOLES
by (Josh Hara), 2 hours, 1 minute ago.
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