When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by SeoulBrother (SeoulBrother),
3 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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The Chicago Manual of Style is clearly American, but it has an English accent in my head.
by Clarko (Chris Clark),
3 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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@gruber no way dude - he's gonna get DENIED all weekend
by mogroith (Mike Dixon),
3 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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I win. Looked in my sister-in-law's liquor cabinet and found a '95 El Tesoro Anejo mostly full.
by bbum (Bill Bumgarner),
4 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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"pencils ... giant pencils ... "
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
4 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
4 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by Sundry (Linda ),
4 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by RobinMcCauley (Robin McCauley),
4 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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Just watched Toby pug open his crate...from the inside. That dude has always been too smart for his own good.
by csborrero (Carrie),
4 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by Zaius13 (Doctor Zaius),
5 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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In protest of Ellen leaving, I will not watch American Idol. I began this protest 8 years ago.
by BorowitzReport (Andy Borowitz),
5 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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Gorgeous stacked oak matte finished trim in the new Audi A7 Sportback. http://twitpic.com/2a4n2d
by jasonfried (Jason Fried),
5 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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Reuben McGriddle is my nom nom de plume.
by samhey (Sam Hey),
5 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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@gruber THANK YOU.
by jasonfried (Jason Fried),
5 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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@gruber "social graph" is a term to make relationships w people into something that sounds like a math to make it closer to $
by heathr (heather gold),
5 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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@gruber This is a social graph. http://www.despair.com/somevedi.html
by siegel (siegel),
5 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by sbellelauren (lauren ashley bishop),
6 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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Even after all this time, a delivery boxful of Field Notes still makes my heart beat just a little bit faster.
by bobulate (Liz Danzico),
7 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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NSFW (acronym) • Internet slang meaning "Use your iPhone".
by toldorknown (Arch Stanton),
7 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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OH AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL JOKES ON TWITTER? YOUR FACE IS A JOKE.
by jaydensmommie (Mama),
7 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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