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Sleeping under a pile of quilts, out here on the couch, I feel wild, like Daniel Boone, from the Bible, must have felt.
by (Scott Simpson), 4 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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Everything in the SXSW schedule is named like a Dr. Strangelove sequel.
by (Ben Tesch), 5 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry.
by (Ryan), 5 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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I wanted twitter to hear it first: I have a boyfriend now. His name is Radio Lab.
by (Jessie Char), 6 hours ago.
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Zima will never not be funny. It's an evergreen. It's the "Dad is great, give us the chocolate cake" of clear malt beverages.
by (Josh A. Cagan), 6 hours, 1 minute ago.
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Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works.
by (SeoulBrother), 6 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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@scottsimpson It's a rip-off if they don't let you safely fall through the ceiling at some point though.
by (hubs), 7 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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Any office building could open a side business as an action movie theme park just by charging to let you crawl through the ductwork.
by (Scott Simpson), 7 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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Sometimes I use a flip phone just to feel something. Anything.
by (matt), 7 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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@Just_Alison No, I get it. I was just repeating what you said in a dumb voice.
by (David S.), 7 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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Listen, I know a thing or two about cool, and I think Press on Claws for Kitties could be huge. #freeidea #unlessyoumakemoney #thenitsmyidea
by (SandPo), 7 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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I'm not suggesting anything illegal, I just want to hire a beautiful lady to come over and brush my hair until I fall asleep.
by (thecheckoutgirl), 7 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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Jitlada! Now that he's full of fish kidneys I'll sell him on the black market. http://twitpic.com/17uugk
by (Liana Maeby), 8 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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My Mesh Tanktop app would check tomorrow's weather and your appointments and then recommend or not recommend a mesh tanktop.
by (Tim Siedell), 8 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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"You can't do that! Haven't you ever worked for a corporation before?" -"I worked for a dot-com. We didn't even have to wear shoes."
by (Jevaun), 8 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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lol I just thought, "damn, I need to write something, but I don't want people to see it." Like, I forgot you can write on not the Internet.
by (leannet), 8 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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C'mere mamacita, put down that Fixodent and let the doctor teach you the Gimpy Pelican.
by (Sam Hey), 9 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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She says I'm cute, so I guess I'm just her kind of ugly.
by (Jay Hathaway), 9 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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I just saw a six year old Puerto Rican boy who had almost a full mustache.
by (Jodi Faye Bullock), 9 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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http://twitpic.com/17ubbv - Look what came in the mail today!
by (califmom), 9 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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