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Why don't we ever hear about a Mrs. Pope?
by (Stretch Bootcut), 51 minutes ago.
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Fart Dad
by (SandPo), 53 minutes ago.
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Silver lining: I never would have known how many of my fellow passengers are passionate experts in the art of airline management.
by (Geoff Barnes), 59 minutes ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".

This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by (Arch Stanton), 1 hour ago.
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@monkeydom Wait a sec.. The app's not going to disappear next time I sync, is it?
by (Dave Hayden), 1 hour, 2 minutes ago.
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@chockenberry OF COURSE YOUD LIKE ROAMIN NUMERALS, THEYRE THE ONLY WAY TO DO MATH IN THE CHOCK LOCK
by (Simon Crowley), 1 hour, 7 minutes ago.
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@buzz thanks for giving me the best twitter experience on the iPhone for some time. I'm sad that it's over, but a great ride. thanks!
by (dom), 1 hour, 12 minutes ago.
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I remember when WWF meant Superfly Snuka bodyslamming nerds who play scrabble.
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by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 13 minutes ago.
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Sriracha pho the win!
by (Jay Hathaway), 1 hour, 25 minutes ago.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, for getting famous so that women way out of my league look at me and think, if ever so fleetingly, "maybe."
by (Essex Mortimer Dogg), 1 hour, 25 minutes ago.
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P22’s release of Edward Johnston’s Underground face is now available in @typekit … Bloody yes, please. http://typekit.com/fonts/1445
by (Grant Hutchinson), 1 hour, 36 minutes ago.
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Damn this sexy robot is sure making me thirsty for vodka
by (extranapkins), 1 hour, 41 minutes ago.
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@youngamerican That one.
by (Adam Lisagor), 1 hour, 50 minutes ago.
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Hey G4 fans (and/or employees)! Chris Hardwick (@nerdist) on Late Night tonight.
by (Gavin Purcell), 2 hours ago.
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The light in the city this evening has kind of an epic quality.
by (Steve Johnson), 2 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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I'm jealous of purses. They turn every day into a little voyage that you have to pack for.
by (Scott Simpson), 2 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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New session added: How To Rawrqfk SXSW From An Airport Bar In Pittsburgh. 7:30 PM tonight @ TGI Friday
by (Geoff Barnes), 2 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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@jimray Happy birthday! @Dianne_L and I will owe you a drink (or three) when we (hopefully) have you and @phillygirl over soon.
by (Tom Carmony), 2 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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"No no no. *Recital*. With an 'i'."

"Ohhh. That makes more sense. I was wondering how they'd fit a piano in there."
by (Doctor Zaius), 2 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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A very Happy Birthday to @jimray. Who is not be confused with Jim J. Bullock. Though I'm sure, he too would make an excellent center square.
by (Jonathan), 2 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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