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@jamieboogies But you make an AWESOME Jar Jar!
by (Angie Kelly), 37 minutes ago.
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I ride a bike a lot, okay, but Critical Mass is a useless counter-productive event that can go die in a fire.
by (Dave Shea), 44 minutes ago.
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5yo likes to play Star Wars.

Her 1yo sister gets part of R2-D2.

I'm told to pretend I'm Jar-Jar. WTF?!

Meanwhile, her mother is ROFL.
by (Jamie Boogies), 44 minutes ago.
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In preparation for shark week, I'm making my kids take their bath in red water while I play the Jaws theme song.

They'll thank me later.
by (ruthakers), 51 minutes ago.
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Trying to pick a movie with Rupert. He wants Reservoir Dogs, but then it's a week of "call me Mr. Black!"
by (Erika Hall), 56 minutes ago.
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I'm preeeeeeety sure you're drunk, me.
by (Sarah), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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The only thing better than beer is free beer.
by (Elizabeth Oporto), 1 hour, 27 minutes ago.
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"You know what doesn't make sense? Ewoks."
by (Matt Wood), 1 hour, 36 minutes ago.
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Not sure what to do with those Capri Sun wrappers your kids leave all over the house? Glue them together and make some dental dams!
by (Meg Abbitch), 1 hour, 37 minutes ago.
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There is a blind date happening at the next table over and it is hilarious.
by (mikemorrow), 2 hours ago.
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spider Spider SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER
by (KC), 2 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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@texburgher I call it Favstar.
by (Brian Bolter), 2 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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The theme is vampires but I'm going as the quivering damsel. This concludes today's episode of Freud 101. Tomorrow: The Cigar Who Loved Me.
by (Melissa), 2 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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Fueling up in Wyoming. FINALLY out of Montana. Was pretty, though. The Super Wal-Marts out there stretch all the way to the horizon.
by (Matt Herold), 2 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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The upside is Charlie Rangel has plenty of places to choose from if he retires.
by (Brian Bolter), 3 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was buying his OCD roommate toilet paper with lotion in it.
by (John ), 3 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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Follow • me
by (Jesus Christ), 3 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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Great idea for big cities: bathroom stores.
by (Bailey Siewert), 3 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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I want beer. All of the beer in the whole wide world. All of it! ALL OF ITTTTTTT!
by (Sarah), 3 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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Riding a motorcycle to Temple.

Shabbat shalom indeed!
by (D. E. Benson), 3 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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