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When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by (SeoulBrother), 1 hour, 53 minutes ago.
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The Chicago Manual of Style is clearly American, but it has an English accent in my head.
by (Chris Clark), 2 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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@gruber no way dude - he's gonna get DENIED all weekend
by (Mike Dixon), 2 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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I win. Looked in my sister-in-law's liquor cabinet and found a '95 El Tesoro Anejo mostly full.
by (Bill Bumgarner), 2 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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"pencils ... giant pencils ... "
by (Scott Simpson), 2 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by (Scott Simpson), 2 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by (Linda ), 2 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by (Robin McCauley), 2 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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Just watched Toby pug open his crate...from the inside. That dude has always been too smart for his own good.
by (Carrie), 3 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by (Doctor Zaius), 3 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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In protest of Ellen leaving, I will not watch American Idol. I began this protest 8 years ago.
by (Andy Borowitz), 3 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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Gorgeous stacked oak matte finished trim in the new Audi A7 Sportback. http://twitpic.com/2a4n2d
by (Jason Fried), 3 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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Reuben McGriddle is my nom nom de plume.
by (Sam Hey), 3 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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@gruber THANK YOU.
by (Jason Fried), 4 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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@gruber "social graph" is a term to make relationships w people into something that sounds like a math to make it closer to $
by (heather gold), 4 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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@gruber This is a social graph. http://www.despair.com/somevedi.html
by (siegel), 4 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by (lauren ashley bishop), 5 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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Even after all this time, a delivery boxful of Field Notes still makes my heart beat just a little bit faster.
by (Liz Danzico), 5 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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NSFW (acronym) • Internet slang meaning "Use your iPhone".
by (Arch Stanton), 6 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by (Bailey Siewert), 6 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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