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Rule: if you drink all the joe you better make mo'
by (Meg Abbitch), 21 minutes ago.
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8.5x11. Medium weight. Bright white. This is the stuff reams are made of.
by (jenfunkyjen), 32 minutes ago.
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How big a cliché is it to name your SSD boot drive “Executor”?
by (John Gruber), 34 minutes ago.
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Four pronounces the word "pesto" by saying "pasto". I like her way better.
by (Sarah), 50 minutes ago.
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The upside to losing 15 pounds is that I can fit into old pants I've been saving in my closet.

The downside is I'm still wearing pants.
by (Wade), 58 minutes ago.
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Found a DVD without an envelope in my Pop-Tarts box. I hope you liked Strawberry Frosted, Netflix.
by (Mike), 1 hour ago.
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Pretending: Because some days you need to be a superhero.
by (Jason Sweeney), 1 hour, 7 minutes ago.
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The sign said BELIEVABURGER but my eyes saw VAGINABURGER and it will probably be a long time before I eat a burger again.
by (MC Thumbtack), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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@tj I just take mine with water.
by (PROCKY), 1 hour, 22 minutes ago.
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A former child star so much as breathes heavily and Danny Bonaduce is asked for comment.
by (kris), 1 hour, 22 minutes ago.
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You know it's going to be a special day when your Mom's teeth are in your backpack.
by (GF), 1 hour, 24 minutes ago.
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My recipe for a good night's sleep will be called "An Ambien & an Orgasm." Label will read "Works best when someone else gives them to you."
by (Ticklish Junk), 1 hour, 26 minutes ago.
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@abigvictory So that's why people say they never got the christening pictures of little Cialis!
by (I'm so street), 1 hour, 29 minutes ago.
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I'm generally acoustic, but today I am electric.
by (jenny ), 1 hour, 29 minutes ago.
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Daughter has circled half of the Think Geek catalog as a birthday wish list. Apparently, we're raising her right.
by (James P. Burke), 1 hour, 30 minutes ago.
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If you name your daughter Brandii, you're dooming her to a lifetime of people sending her emails straight to spam.
by (MC Thumbtack), 1 hour, 39 minutes ago.
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I'm glad the weather is a bit warmer because I can't find my pants
by (Em), 1 hour, 45 minutes ago.
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My Shhhhhhhhhhhhhharona #librarysongs
by (Clayton Hove), 1 hour, 47 minutes ago.
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I had the best dream. Maybe it was one of those psychic omens.

But I doubt they could get that many chimps in bikinis onto a zeppelin.
by (Christoffer B.M.K.), 1 hour, 58 minutes ago.
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Now that I'm 30, I can officially begin cat lady training.
by (Katie ), 1 hour, 59 minutes ago.
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