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"pencils ... giant pencils ... "
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
3 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
3 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by Sundry (Linda ),
3 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by RobinMcCauley (Robin McCauley),
3 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by Zaius13 (Doctor Zaius),
3 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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My Pavlovian genital engorgement response when hearing The xx will be featured in next week's New England Journal of Medicine.
by biorhythmist (matt),
5 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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Remember the Microsoft Stores? Those sure took off like a rocket.
by cabel (Cabel M. Sasser),
5 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by sbellelauren (lauren ashley bishop),
5 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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NSFW (acronym) • Internet slang meaning "Use your iPhone".
by toldorknown (Arch Stanton),
6 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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Does anyone know how to say "counterproductive" in Mandarin? I want to be the funny guy at the Formica factory.
by dwineman (Dan Wineman),
6 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by baileygenine (Bailey Siewert),
6 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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No offense you guys, but I can do bad all by myself.
by kfan (kfan),
6 hours, 54 minutes ago.
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Laurence Fishburne's daughter is doing porn because "that's how Kim Kardashian got famous." At least she's not doing reality TV.
by capricecrane (caprice crane),
7 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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Let's say you define "computer" as something that can run a decent WebKit browser.
by gruber (John Gruber),
7 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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Self-esteem tip: instead of calling them “crooked,” think of your teeth as being “European.” Tré elegánt!
by atencio (Peter Atencio),
7 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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I'd watch every second of a late-night infomercial on a gadget that can help me cut down the time I spend looking for my belt.
by croninwhocares (Dan Cronin),
7 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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I wear either a large or an extra large, depending on how much I've cried that day.
by lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor),
7 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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If you count iOS devices as computers, is Apple the world's leading computer seller by unit volume?
by gruber (John Gruber),
7 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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@highindustrial Who knows, but he'll need a partner who can chase bad guys for him.
by xoxoGG (Garrett Greer),
7 hours, 54 minutes ago.
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@highindustrial Mark Rothko
by natashavc (Natasha VC),
8 hours, 1 minute ago.
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