Fart Dad
by sandwichpolice (SandPo),
47 minutes ago.
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Silver lining: I never would have known how many of my fellow passengers are passionate experts in the art of airline management.
by texburgher (Geoff Barnes),
53 minutes ago.
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@zeldman It looks like you're trying scribble in books. Want some help? #sxsw
by paperclippy (Clippy The Paperclip),
54 minutes ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".
This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by toldorknown (Arch Stanton),
55 minutes ago.
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@monkeydom Wait a sec.. The app's not going to disappear next time I sync, is it?
by davehayden (Dave Hayden),
57 minutes ago.
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@wendyabc No need. They are training themselves: http://groups.google.com/group/viphone
by cookiecrook (James Craig),
57 minutes ago.
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Is anyone training people with disabilities on the accessibility features and apps on smart phones?
by wendyabc (Wendy Chisholm),
1 hour ago.
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@chockenberry OF COURSE YOUD LIKE ROAMIN NUMERALS, THEYRE THE ONLY WAY TO DO MATH IN THE CHOCK LOCK
by cleversimon (Simon Crowley),
1 hour, 2 minutes ago.
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@buzz thanks for giving me the best twitter experience on the iPhone for some time. I'm sad that it's over, but a great ride. thanks!
by dasgenie (dom),
1 hour, 6 minutes ago.
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I remember when WWF meant Superfly Snuka bodyslamming nerds who play scrabble.
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by samhey (Sam Hey),
1 hour, 7 minutes ago.
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Sriracha pho the win!
by strutting (Jay Hathaway),
1 hour, 19 minutes ago.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, for getting famous so that women way out of my league look at me and think, if ever so fleetingly, "maybe."
by essdogg (Essex Mortimer Dogg),
1 hour, 20 minutes ago.
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Proof you have too much email? When walking through security you realize you're carrying water and mutter "Shit, I need to delete this!"
by chrismessina (Chris Messina),
1 hour, 27 minutes ago.
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P22’s release of Edward Johnston’s Underground face is now available in @typekit … Bloody yes, please. http://typekit.com/fonts/1445
by splorp (Grant Hutchinson),
1 hour, 31 minutes ago.
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Damn this sexy robot is sure making me thirsty for vodka
by extranapkins (extranapkins),
1 hour, 36 minutes ago.
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@youngamerican That one.
by lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor),
1 hour, 44 minutes ago.
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I'm jealous of purses. They turn every day into a little voyage that you have to pack for.
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
2 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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New session added: How To Rawrqfk SXSW From An Airport Bar In Pittsburgh. 7:30 PM tonight @ TGI Friday
by texburgher (Geoff Barnes),
2 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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@jimray Happy birthday! @Dianne_L and I will owe you a drink (or three) when we (hopefully) have you and @phillygirl over soon.
by tomcarmony (Tom Carmony),
2 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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"No no no. *Recital*. With an 'i'."
"Ohhh. That makes more sense. I was wondering how they'd fit a piano in there."
by Zaius13 (Doctor Zaius),
2 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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