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Oregon is the Amazon Prime of states. When a thing says it costs $29.99, check this out - you pay $29.99!
by (Neven Mrgan), 38 minutes ago.
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"A thousand shots of Debbie Harry's poon don't just vanish from the Internet overnight. No. Uh-uh. Somebody had to gone and done something."
by (JTD), 44 minutes ago.
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White people will never not sing the bum bum bum's in 'Sweet Caroline'.
by (ruthakers), 44 minutes ago.
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My GPS is kind of a bitch.
by (Theresa), 49 minutes ago.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The "do the dog face" scene in "Bolt" is some of the best character animation I've ever seen.
by (Jeffery Harrell), 55 minutes ago.
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I bet peeping toms see a lot more nose picking than they bargain for.
by (Josh Hara), 1 hour, 5 minutes ago.
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14yo: "Some people quote presidents. Some people quote prophets. Our family quotes comedians and Arrested Development."
by (Jerilyn Hassell Pool), 1 hour, 25 minutes ago.
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After the apocalypse, when we have to survive on cans of cat food, I'll be totally fine. Really. I might add a dash of salt. Mmmm.
by (Neven Mrgan), 1 hour, 42 minutes ago.
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Totally radical dude RT @wafflesgirls I ONLY DATE NINJA TURTLES
by (Brie), 1 hour, 51 minutes ago.
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My Glenn Beck Halloween costume will be easy.
All I need to do is put eye holes in a douche bag.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 2 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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From your mouth to God's ears. Then into your ass. Then into God's mouth. Etc, etc...
by (Jason Mustian ), 2 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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My parents are "dancing". It looks like they're being attacked by bees.
by (Aimee B), 2 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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BP must be in the diaper business, too. These blowout preventers never work.
by (Brian Bolter), 2 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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I'm on the same page as myself which has to be better than we all did next week.
by (Morgan ), 2 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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I left the big díck in my other pants.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 2 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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I explained I was wearing flip flops because of my infected open heel wound, not poor fashion, but people still wouldn't high five me. :(
by (Jason), 2 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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 No results found for "Shirley Temple Black Russian"

Until now.
by (matt), 2 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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Trust me. There are no atheists during a 7.1 earthquake.
by (Peter), 2 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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I'm bored. I think I'll take the batteries out of the remote and call Comcast support to see how long it takes them to figure it out.
by (Jamie Sloan), 2 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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You still pay for a cell phone? In Bed-Stuy we use courier pigeons instead. If you see me clapping on a rooftop, I'm checking my voicemail.
by (Simon Goetz), 2 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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