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It was a mixed relationship.
We mixed drinks and had relations.
by (Sociopathetic), 2 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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If my cable box doesn't start putting out soon, I'm dumping its gold-digging ass.
by (Mud), 3 hours, 1 minute ago.
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The thing about Indian food is that an hour later, you want Tantric sex.
by (Aimee B), 3 hours, 1 minute ago.
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Difference between a water bottle and puberty: The water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
by (Steph Milfy Spargo), 3 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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If my retirement was based on desire and dreams instead of responsible spending and hard work, I would retire in less than 5 years.
by (The Other Me), 3 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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After a week's hard work, everyone should be treated to a nice roofied drink at their favorite bar.
by (BENN ), 3 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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I heard the next Universe over is clothing optional.
by (JerryThomas), 3 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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Florida? Yes, please.
by , 3 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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Michael Cera, now there's a squat to pee dude if I've ever seen one.
by (Ken), 3 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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Just broke my hula hoop while I was using it. I tend to get carried away once I start thrusting my hips.
by (Miss Fuckalicious), 3 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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Since they're brought to us by the same folks that brought us the Koran, can we burn the algebra books too?
by (Patrick Kerr), 3 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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There is a book that alleges that Paris Hilton had a special hiding place for her drugs. Uh... her veins?
by (Jason Osborne), 3 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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I hate that I'm going to be forced to sleep on the wet spot tonight, but it's probably my own fault for drooling so much when I sleep alone.
by (Praxis Universal), 3 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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You need about 3 times more kids than usual to play "Ring Around the Rosie" when the "Rosie" is Rosie O'Donnell.
by (typooper), 3 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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When life hands me lemons I enjoy it cause I'm part Irish and lemons is what I call me balls.
by (Me not you.), 3 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Want to teach your teenage daughter the dangers of sexting? Give her a cell phone and our numbers.
by (TheBestWorstAdvice), 3 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Anyone can say "I'm sorry" but it takes a wife to say it and REALLY look like they mean it....


But know they don't.
by (Just call me Jenn), 3 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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Double Stuff Oreos... Something tells me the office slut at Nabisco came up with that idea...
by (Bill Mc7), 3 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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Pretty sure my mom used to buy weed from a dude named Qur'an.
by (bllix), 3 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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No, YOU were yelling at the Favstarfucker message.

No, YOU'RE getting too emotional & need to go to bed.

No, YOU sound like a child!
by (Jessica Holman), 3 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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