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Score one for announcing I carpool better when I'm drunk.
by (Merlin Mann), 1 day, 23 hours ago.
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Tonight is going to need more Aqua-Net.
by (Soap Box Liberal), 1 day, 23 hours ago.
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My parents didn't do anything terrible enough to me that would fester inside and make me super wealthy and driven. So...kind of their fault.
by (Dan Kennedy ), 1 day, 23 hours ago.
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@nevenmrgan Shorter; for her pleasure, by Mrgan™.
by (Cameron Kenley Hunt), 2 days ago.
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If every radical Christian burned a Koran, maybe it would make us less dependent on foreign oil.
by (Steven Weber), 2 days ago.
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Anyone know the over-under on plus/minus?
by (Melissa), 2 days ago.
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If Pulp Fiction has taught us anything it's that we're better off not knowing if there's more shit down in the basement of any pawn shop.
by (Katie L), 2 days ago.
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@antichrista How decadent. Traditionally that only accompanies after-dinner drinks.
by (Jeff Johnson), 2 days ago.
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Sharpies should be called Stainies.
by (Dan Cronin), 2 days ago.
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@mat you are your own private algorithm. Trip out.
by (J to the S), 2 days ago.
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I think I like redheads so much because they were the only ones to put 'head' right there in the description.
by (Nick Alias Plemur), 2 days ago.
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Breast assured HEYO!
by (b), 2 days ago.
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An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Yep, she needs a walker
by (CJ Werleman), 2 days ago.
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I'm starting to think this hamster never sleeps.
by (Tim Haines), 2 days ago.
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I wish I was a dog, so that the high point of my day could be a piece of cheese falling onto the floor.
by (El Pee), 2 days ago.
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Every time my dog jumps around at my feet trying to coax me to play with her, I know how my wife feels at bedtime.
by (Josh Hara), 2 days ago.
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Dawn. Birdsong. Shotgun.
by (Kay Morgan), 2 days ago.
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Finally, an economy crying out for my HR team-building video "I'm OK, You're OK ... So Let's Eat The Purchasing Director First."
by (Steven Bonisteel), 2 days ago.
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The last time I had this much fun I was drunk and inspecting myself for ticks.
by (Josh Hara), 2 days, 1 hour ago.
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Tomorrow is my last day of unemployment, but I have so much left not to do.
by (G. Ray Wolf), 2 days, 1 hour ago.
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