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Until now.
by (matt), 2 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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IT'S CRIPPLING INSECURITY AND BUD LIGHT LIME TIME.
by (Sam Hey), 3 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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For America's sake, I sure hope the next world conflict is some kind of televised cake war.
by (Tim Siedell), 3 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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I just saw cow sex and a goat tried to sex me and this is what I call a vacation.
by (ChiNurse), 3 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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Lots of differences between the US and the UK but drunken skanks walking home from the bars while carrying their shoes are pretty universal.
by (Amy Jane Gruber), 3 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Twitter for iPad: What. The. Fuck?
by (Wood), 3 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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Germans have words for feelings we only describe in English. Like the one you get when you're not in preschool, but not quite in 1st grade.
by (Julieanne Smolinski), 4 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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@laughingsquid he's got a pretty cool piece "Rockman" in Mpls too - http://bit.ly/990TFp
by (Heidi Raatz), 4 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Idea: collection of stories about unmarried women who *almost* had accidents driving in light rain.

Title?

Misses' Mist Missed Connections
by (Ticklish Junk), 4 hours, 56 minutes ago.
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CSS Tip: If you plan to use <sub> or <sup> in your site, add this to your style sheet for pleasing text alignment: sub, sup {line-height:1;}
by (Eric E. Anderson), 5 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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Shoe Store Guy says I am a "Bigger Girl". He said "no offense" first, so I didn't take any. His head looks awesome mounted above our mantle.
by (I am not telling), 5 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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You'll never meet a bigger hypocrite than the first k in the word knock.
by (Michael Pierce), 6 hours ago.
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Really, emcees? Another verse about your fiscal abundance, while others are starving out here? I don't rub my imagination in your face.
by (Simon Goetz), 6 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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I can ride my bike over a bed of nails; in 20 seconds: flat.
by (Christa Mrgan), 6 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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@biorhythmist yeah, me too. ask your mom.
by (Stevie), 6 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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I can deflate a beach ball in 20 seconds flat.
by (Bailey Siewert), 6 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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I can eat a peach in 20 seconds flat.
by (matt), 6 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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Twitter just recommended I follow someone who’s dead. Well, dead to ME.
by (Mike Monteiro), 6 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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Blowjobs are a myth. Just like the tooth fairy or fingerblast Santa.
by (Alison Agosti), 7 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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First week of independent life has been a rousing success. Feeling organized, focused, productive and hey are you going to eat that?
by (Beep.), 7 hours, 56 minutes ago.
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