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Why don't we ever hear about a Mrs. Pope?
by (Stretch Bootcut), 55 minutes ago.
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I hate it when Mint.com sends me emails like: 'Exceeded budget for Gas & Fuel.' How about something more positive, like: 'Room for Porn.'
by (Out of Context), 57 minutes ago.
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Fart Dad
by (SandPo), 57 minutes ago.
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This year it's time to fight fire with fire. Each SXSW tweet will be met with a tweet about sports. And women. And beautiful Flash websites.
by (Brian Bolter), 59 minutes ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".

This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by (Arch Stanton), 1 hour, 4 minutes ago.
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I remember when WWF meant Superfly Snuka bodyslamming nerds who play scrabble.
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by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 17 minutes ago.
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P22’s release of Edward Johnston’s Underground face is now available in @typekit … Bloody yes, please. http://typekit.com/fonts/1445
by (Grant Hutchinson), 1 hour, 40 minutes ago.
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I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm.
by (Nikolai), 1 hour, 41 minutes ago.
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I had to change my hairdresser because she just didn't cut it.
by (Lisa Ahé.), 1 hour, 53 minutes ago.
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New session added: How To Rawrqfk SXSW From An Airport Bar In Pittsburgh. 7:30 PM tonight @ TGI Friday
by (Geoff Barnes), 2 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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"No no no. *Recital*. With an 'i'."

"Ohhh. That makes more sense. I was wondering how they'd fit a piano in there."
by (Doctor Zaius), 2 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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Okay, everybody shut up about SXSW until I get there tomorrow and we can make everyone feel left out together.
by (Adam Lisagor), 2 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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I found out today my cat is Batman! And I'm his mommy!

Wait. Didn't Batman's mother get shot in a alley?

Crap.
by (Beth), 2 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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Tokyo's going to feel really guilty when they find out Godzilla has a learning disability.
by (Jason Sweeney), 2 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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Dear #SXSW Folks: Please remember that Twitter has requested that you all post updates on Plurk.

Thanks for keeping the Tweetstream clean.
by (luomat), 2 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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@leolaporte you need to keep Merlin Mann on a tighter leash.
by (Chris Theberge), 2 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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"Airwolf" may only be used as an adjective. ("Remember when that bear decapitated the shark with a flip on his dirtbike? Totally Airwolf.")
by (Fake AP Stylebook), 2 hours, 54 minutes ago.
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SXSW ATTENDEES: BE AWARE THAT LENO COMES ON AT 10:35 IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE. NOT 11:35. TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS.
by (Tim Siedell), 2 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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Warning: Do not stare directly a the "Eclipse" trailer.
by (Brian Heater), 2 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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Everybody has cool technology-specific surnames in the Flintstones and the Jetsons. Why isn't my name Christopher Polyester?
by (Chris Clark), 2 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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