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Hello 911? There's some guy in like, Iowa or something? And I think he's having a stroke. His name is @sucittaM. No, YOU pronounce it!
by (Laura), 1 day, 8 hours ago.
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Arkansas church sign: "Here Comes Hope! Here Comes Jesus!" Oh, and here comes Bob! Move over, Hope and Jesus, Bob brought beer!
by (Katie Rose), 2 days, 1 hour ago.
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I too dislike good things, delightful beverages and slapstick cinema notwithstanding. I will be by the vending machines if anyone needs me.
by (Shane), 2 days, 21 hours ago.
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@lonelysandwich I only like the part when the chai tea combs the desert with a giant comb. The rest is stupid.
by (Alison Agosti), 2 days, 21 hours ago.
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"It's about to get lukewarm in here." -@rsa
by (Bailey Siewert), 2 days, 23 hours ago.
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"Put your hands in the air like you just don't care" is offensive to those of us in the apathy community. But whatever.
by (Tim Siedell), 3 days ago.
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Don Draper saying "Henry" alone ought to get Jon Hamm an Emmy.
by (John Gruber), 3 days ago.
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In the mom economy half a stick of Trident isn't completely worthless.
by (David S.), 3 days, 1 hour ago.
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♫ I ain't no glamour boy, I'm FIERCE! ♫
by (Bailey Siewert), 3 days, 1 hour ago.
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I ain't no glamour boy, I'm FIERCE!
by (Shane), 3 days, 1 hour ago.
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The worst thing about Bellevue is my poor iPhone reception. Because it should be the best thing.
by (bilthesinger), 3 days, 3 hours ago.
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Always good to know that in case of an emergency, the two phone numbers I have memorized are my parents' and the local Thai pick-up place.
by (Dan Moren), 3 days, 6 hours ago.
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To signal your desire for an after-hours carpet cleaning, leave your office door open and clear the floor of debris.
by (Remiel), 3 days, 6 hours ago.
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Had lunch with Bob Woodward today. I had the ham and Swiss, he had the skinny on [redacted.]
by (Michael Ferguson), 3 days, 7 hours ago.
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Both 'brilliant' and 'idiot' end with a T. Coincidence?
by (Bailey Siewert), 3 days, 8 hours ago.
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Adobe should just get it over with and release an entire operating system whose only job is to periodically update itself.
by (Remiel), 3 days, 8 hours ago.
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"I shouldn't sleep with my piano in my bed, cuz I wouldn't sleep very well." —my 3yo daughter, the "Mozart" of getting a good night's rest
by (Rob Baedeker), 3 days, 9 hours ago.
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On nights like this, when the moon hangs low in the sky and sings Styx songs, I'm glad my mom took all that acid while she was pregnant.
by (Joshua Allen), 3 days, 10 hours ago.
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The more pompous the academic, the sweeter my "[sic]."
by (phillygirl), 3 days, 10 hours ago.
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It's hard to predict the future, but we know for sure that one day there will be a magazine story called, "The $80,000 Hamburger: Worth It?"
by (Rob Baedeker), 3 days, 10 hours ago.
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