I hate it when Mint.com sends me emails like: 'Exceeded budget for Gas & Fuel.' How about something more positive, like: 'Room for Porn.'
by YouSeeMike (Out of Context),
55 minutes ago.
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Fart Dad
by sandwichpolice (SandPo),
55 minutes ago.
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This year it's time to fight fire with fire. Each SXSW tweet will be met with a tweet about sports. And women. And beautiful Flash websites.
by brianbolter (Brian Bolter),
58 minutes ago.
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Silver lining: I never would have known how many of my fellow passengers are passionate experts in the art of airline management.
by texburgher (Geoff Barnes),
1 hour, 1 minute ago.
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@zeldman It looks like you're trying scribble in books. Want some help? #sxsw
by paperclippy (Clippy The Paperclip),
1 hour, 1 minute ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".
This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by toldorknown (Arch Stanton),
1 hour, 3 minutes ago.
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@wendyabc No need. They are training themselves: http://groups.google.com/group/viphone
by cookiecrook (James Craig),
1 hour, 5 minutes ago.
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Is anyone training people with disabilities on the accessibility features and apps on smart phones?
by wendyabc (Wendy Chisholm),
1 hour, 8 minutes ago.
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@chockenberry OF COURSE YOUD LIKE ROAMIN NUMERALS, THEYRE THE ONLY WAY TO DO MATH IN THE CHOCK LOCK
by cleversimon (Simon Crowley),
1 hour, 9 minutes ago.
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I remember when WWF meant Superfly Snuka bodyslamming nerds who play scrabble.
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by samhey (Sam Hey),
1 hour, 15 minutes ago.
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Sriracha pho the win!
by strutting (Jay Hathaway),
1 hour, 27 minutes ago.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, for getting famous so that women way out of my league look at me and think, if ever so fleetingly, "maybe."
by essdogg (Essex Mortimer Dogg),
1 hour, 27 minutes ago.
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Proof you have too much email? When walking through security you realize you're carrying water and mutter "Shit, I need to delete this!"
by chrismessina (Chris Messina),
1 hour, 35 minutes ago.
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P22’s release of Edward Johnston’s Underground face is now available in @typekit … Bloody yes, please. http://typekit.com/fonts/1445
by splorp (Grant Hutchinson),
1 hour, 38 minutes ago.
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I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm.
by plaid_lemur (Nikolai),
1 hour, 40 minutes ago.
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Just got an offer to tech review a Flash book. Someone didn't get the memo. ;)
by mdowney (Mike Downey),
1 hour, 45 minutes ago.
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Duodenum? I hardly can't stop staring at this anatomy poster in the waiting room.
by biorhythmist (matt),
1 hour, 49 minutes ago.
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Loaves and loaves of doughy ideas are blowing up my brain oven.
by BradEllis (Brad Ellis),
1 hour, 53 minutes ago.
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Roger Ebert is winning the internet.
by brittneyg (brittney gilbert),
1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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I smell plastic burning in my apartment and the fire alarm went off and I'm sure I'll find the source at some point tonight.
by crackbarbie (your real name),
1 hour, 58 minutes ago.
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